type of pillow fights in ratio to coolness
man vs man= gay
man vs woman=good
woman vs woman=awesome
man vs pillow = crazy
pillow vs pillow=crazy awesome
goose vs goose= future pillow fight
-a mobile home with a flat tire is just a home.
-a man was walking down the side walk towards me and started waving. when he got to me he said,"sorry i thought u were somone else" i said to him"..i am"
-i saw a tranvestite walking down the street. and he was wearing a shirt that said guess.
-i was trying on clothes at kohls. the attendent said to me,"hi if u need anything my name is katie.." i had never met anyone with a conditional identity. so i said to her,"ok but what do i call u if i dont need u?"
-its very easy to make somthing awesome turn lame but adding or subtracting one thing. for example:
lion(awesome) + sweater vest = dorky tiger in sweater vest(lame)
rock concert+ jonas brothers= gay pride rally
soccer - overly excited announcer= a boring sport
shadow of evil - ebil kev= somthing a little less evil